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The Week's Inanity: Grab Bag!

05/13/13

The Week's Inanity: Grab Bag!

Stolen chicken wings, Ryan Lochte, and a happy little painter sighting at the airport. Read more »

Posted at 08:25 AM | Permalink | Comments: 0

Aw, Crap

05/06/13

Aw, Crap

A toilet paper company will debut its "skid mark" ad at Charlotte Motor Speedway. Read more »

Posted at 12:40 PM | Permalink | Comments: 0

Mayor Foxx: Secretary of Transportation, Chooser of Tomatoes

04/29/13

Mayor Foxx: Secretary of Transportation, Chooser of Tomatoes

What I learned about our mayor from seeing him at the farmer's market one time. Read more »

Posted at 12:59 PM | Permalink | Comments: 1

There Were Penguins At The Southwest Airlines Annoucement

04/15/13

There Were Penguins At The Southwest Airlines Annoucement

This changes everything. Did I say everything? I meant nothing. Read more »

Posted at 03:12 PM | Permalink | Comments: 0

A Toooootally Gay Coffeehouse Goes Away

04/09/13

A Toooootally Gay Coffeehouse Goes Away

There was something about Wednesday at Caribou Coffee in Dilworth. Read more »

Posted at 08:53 AM | Permalink | Comments: 0

Yo Mama's So Ugly, She's Greensboro

04/02/13

Yo Mama's So Ugly, She's Greensboro

A website named Greensboro as America's least sexy city. So what? Read more »

Posted at 01:06 PM | Permalink | Comments: 0

Seven Feet of Burn

03/25/13

Seven Feet of Burn

A Charlotte Bobcat gave me a snarky reply to a snarky Tweet. Am I legit now? Read more »

Posted at 02:18 PM | Permalink | Comments: 0

The Week's Inanity: Mecklenpope!

03/19/13

The Week's Inanity: Mecklenpope!

Somebody asked if someday, a pope could come from our area. That is so Charlotte of us. Read more »

Posted at 12:03 PM | Permalink | Comments: 0

03/11/13

The Week's Inanity: The Most Awkward Hug Ever, Looping For Your Pleasure

It's probably not fair to spread a context-free GIF of the McCrory/Foxx bro hug, but I CAN'T STOP WATCHING IT. Read more »

Posted at 12:19 PM | Permalink | Comments: 0

03/04/13

The Week's Inanity: Billy Graham photo hunt!

Seven things we saw in the governor's photo op with North Carolina's alleged Favorite Son. Read more »

Posted at 08:12 AM | Permalink | Comments: 0

About This Blog

The thinly veiled musings of some guy who makes TV news, writes for Charlotte magazine and used to guide whitewater rafts here in town. Hiding behind a guise of wordiness and talkitude, wrapped in seaweed and tendered for your reading pleasure, it's writing contained only by bandwidth and a lack of free time. Look updates on the past week's inanity every Monday.

About Jeremy Markovich

Jeremy Markovich writes Way Out, the back page column for Charlotte magazine. He is also a producer with NBC Charlotte. Follow him on Twitter at @deftlyinane.

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