If you're going to pass the buck on one pet-related chore, this should be it. Hire ScooperDude (704-846-9086, www.scooperdude.com) Grady Moorer to rid your yard of pesky pet waste ($12 per week). Scooperman (704-953-5453, www.iamscooperman.com) Dan Williams (that's him, left) also offers a similar service (starting at $10 per visit), which you can customize (i.e., he can scoop your yard five days a week if you like).