When he was on the gubernatorial campaign trail, Pat McCrory liked to call out the corruption in Raleigh. This guy would look at our so-called corruption, laugh to himself, then go on cursing over a wiretapped phone, auctioning off U.S. Senate seats. (On a private note, I must admit that I'm a little jealous of Chicago magazine. I mean, first they get the President, and now this?) (Also, it's worth noting that The New Yorker has this Illinois thing as a musical, while Salon calls it a David Mamet play. Who says theatre is dead?)