Bruce Willis Launches Fragrance

Well, there is a headline I never thought I’d write.

It’s true, bald, brawny action star Bruce Willis is launching his very own cologne. I guess I should have seen this coming. Bruce Willis is basically an adjective at this point —one that refers only to the most cliche, manliest of man things. A cologne is fitting. And yet, I am still struck with a case of the giggles, mostly, I think, because I keep imagining the following scene:  "Mmmm, you smell nice. What is that you’re wearing?"  "Bruce Willis".   He he he.

What random movie stars do you think should launch their own fragrance or cologne? We’ve already got a slew of "No, thank you, I’d rather not smell like a club skank" perfumes from Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and the like. Who is missing from the shelves of Sephora, in your opinion, and what should their scent be called?   I’ll blog the best and most entertaining answers right here on Shop Talk on Friday!