Red Bull for Fido

Warn your mailman:  a new, Cornelius-based company has developed a product to help your dog open a twelve-ounce can of woof-ass. Enter Petrol: Fuel for Dogs, the latest scientific breakthrough that helps pep up obsessive pet owners’ sluggish pups. The broth-like, vitamin-enhanced "hydrating treat" is designed for active, on-the-go canines — think Powerade for dogs — providing them with all-day energy. And while we like the thought of cracking open a cold one while on the couch with Spot, we’re hoping someone draws the line before Rover Red Bull appears in the dog food aisle.